unexpected jihad

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"

by Niggatack December 22, 2015

Unearth

A seriously hardcore band with a pension for destruction. Their 2004 release of "The Oncoming Storm" completely took everyone by surprise. Basically unheard of in most mainstream circles, Unearth has become a potent and wicked hardcore band with a serious sense of timing, rhythm and musical talent.

Most of their lyrics pertain to the War in Iraq, capitolism, and George W. Bush.

Check them out, you won't be disappointed.

Dude! I was at Unearth's show last night and there were all these kids doing throwdown, and I just said to myself, "Goddamn, this is hardcore, but it's so good!" and then I got smacked by some guy who looked like Jabba the Hutt.

by Zampano July 24, 2005

unemployment disease

Also known as the state of perpetual happy hour.
When you lose your job and find yourself doing nothing but drinking and getting high all day and night. You know where all the good happy hour spots are. You fridge has nothing but beer and leftovers. You wake up hungover a lot and start drinking before 12. You begin to drunk dial your friends when they are at work.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
not knowing what day it is
dehydration and nausea
day drunkeness
knowing a wide variety of bartenders
cliaming unemployment benefits and blowing it all at the bar
developing a high tolerance for booze
jealous friends

Dude, whats wrong with Sarah and Joel? Its only 2pm and they are fucking wasted!
Eh, dont worry they'll be all right, they just have a really bad case of the unemployment disease.
They should get better when they find jobs again.

by super sarah tc February 28, 2009

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 2, 2006

uneq'ka

a lyrical goddess also prounouced as unique.
unique

joe:man that girl can sing.
bob: man i no shes uneq'ka

by lalaharmonie May 15, 2008

LAUSD (LAWLESS AND UNETHICAL SCHOOL DISTRICT)

Acronym For lawless and unethical school district. The second largest school district in the nation is notorious for protecting pedophiles and white chalk crime sprees. In LA people go to great expense and trouble to send their children to other districts or private schools.
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company

Many LA teachers believe sending your child to an LAUSD (Lawless AND Unethical School District) campus is child abuse.

by Chance La Rue October 4, 2013

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004