Un-underwearer

Someone who is against the idea of wearing underwear

Jonathan is an Un-underwearer I find that disgusting

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

International no underwear day

International no underwear day is were you don't were any jocks, boxers, bra's, nickers and all that

Happy international no underwear day its on the 27 of November can't wait

by Bradd Phillips November 26, 2019

magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

extreme underwear

extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates try to catch you and rape your ass

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by -ImpaCt- September 9, 2005

underwear

The most useless thing on the planet.

I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time.

by pyromaniac77 April 30, 2010

underwear theory

The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay

the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"

by softballlover061 June 22, 2009

underwear line

The sign that a well-known athlete has become a celebrity, such that they represent their own brand of underwear. Examples include David Beckham, Michael Jordan and Cristiano Ronaldo.

The true celebrity athlete has an underwear line, not just a Pepsi commercial.

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014