Undercarriage Makeover

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.

The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.

by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Tour Of The Undercarriage

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.

"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"

by feed me paper August 2, 2018

undercover fart

when a girl farts when your in a car, house.....ect. and all you smell is a funk in the air and the source is unknown.....but guess what thats your girl ninjaing one out

i was laying in bed one night and all i smelt was a strange odor i looked over at niki and asked about her undercover fart....she laughed and admitted to it

by Mateo El Feo January 11, 2009

Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.

Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!

by Dr. Josephus May 27, 2011

Undercord

Undercord is a discord undertale server and is filled with a bunch of fucking idiots who are in random ass fandoms and they refuse NSFW crap (how dare you all)

Random kid: I want some good servers with fandoms mate

Other random kid: join undercord faggot

by Anonymous lmao August 30, 2018

undecorate

The process for removing ornamental or promotional items that were used to add flavor and ambiance to an event or party.

We need help to decorate AND undecorate our team tent for the MS Ride June 26 and 27th.

by Rider189 February 11, 2010