Unconscious Masturbation

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.

Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.

by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010

unconspicious

a very sleek way of combining 'inconspicuous' and 'unsuspicious' at the same time.

very unconspicious car!

by jagomir bohn October 21, 2004

Unconstipational

A way to respond to people who keep calling things "unconstitutional."

Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."

Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

unconsentual sex

The act of fucking your favourite chicken before u eat it

Mmm. My dead chicken tastes like my cum and unconsentual sex

by Chief chokes on dick May 27, 2018

Ulonda

Yolandus is my mother fucking best friend and if she likes you the … ya must be something special she has very fluffy curly hair and likes to slap people she is a very gay bean and hugs people a little to much she also hates holy water because it tastes like salty bitches and she much rather eat some unholy bread with some hot tea on the side KIM POSSIBLE

Ulonda likes her pizza squishy even when she denies it

by Skittlesrmilkduds April 9, 2019

unconscious

When a basketball player gets hot from the three point line and makes a bunch of shots.

Lee Humphrey went unconscious from deep and helped Florida win the National Championship.

by Bill Pen April 9, 2007

unconditional

adj. Nonsensical, unwavering devotion. White wankster usage for unconditionally. Because wannabees are unable to use the full word.

I love you both unconditional.

by Knydies April 21, 2009