UFO

The sacred art of giving a blowjob in a circular motion with no intent for stopping

“Broooo I got the fastest UFO last nigh”

by BigNoi July 30, 2018

UFO Eyeballs

When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.

Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?

by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023

UFO's

Unidentifiable Fried Objects. Usually referred to by servers of English school dinners as "Crispy" or "Extra crispy" fried eggs, if we students called them burnt we would be denied "afters" (desert / pudding).

Buck up, its UFO's today pray we get fruit for afters.

by Face-ache May 14, 2019

ufo

Ufo means unidentified flying object

How you can use ufo word

-OH SHIT I SEE A UFO

-Únidentified Flying Object on a tape

by Niko yhe b0i December 16, 2017

UFO

Unidentified Floating Object

Spy Balloons and other floating objects being tracked by NORAD.

Looks like the air force just shot down another UFO, this one floating over the Great Lakes.

by Patience Q Jones February 15, 2023

UFO

Unidentified flying object.

At his concert, he had all the lights on the UFO synchronized with the synthesizers as it lowered on to the stage. You couldn't see it from outer space, but the people there thought it was still pretty fuckin incredible.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020