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UFO

The UFO is when you laying the bone missionary style and you pop up and dangle ur coin purse nut sack over the top of ur girl in a rotating yet slightly messmerizing fashion above her head.

UFO bitch.
Hey ho. Last night we watched some Discovery Channel. Cause I gave dat bidge the FUCKING UFO!
by MustardOn TheBeef Ho January 11, 2017
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UFO

A UFO or unidentified foreign orgasm is an orgasm that comes from a non-sexual act, such as urinating, eating cake, brushing hair and feeling something amazing.
"Babe, I just peed and had a UFO. It felt so good, I'm ready for bed."
by ImMajikYaKno June 21, 2018
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UFO

The sacred art of giving a blowjob in a circular motion with no intent for stopping
Broooo I got the fastest UFO last nigh
by BigNoi July 30, 2018
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UFO

UFO Is something that attentions seekers, scam artists, the mentally unwell, Amish folk as well as both legal and illegal recreational drug enthusiasts claim to see in the sky.

Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.
Quick! Grab the worst camera we own - I think I can see a UFO!!
by Average Joe Conspiracy Show December 7, 2020
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UFO

The act of shitting on somebody’s chest and disappearing before they realize what happened
Hey look, Tony’s going to ufo Jon.
by Zezak mutit September 8, 2023
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dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.
Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"
by Cray cray ray fish June 5, 2018
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UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
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