When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010
Get the Touching cloth mug.When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.
I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.
by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008
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He is known as "drift king" for his drifting skill. He is able to do things with cars that no other driver can do, including drifting during JGTC races (Super GT now) which earned him quite a few wins. His home course is Usui, which he holds the record with in his NSX-R. Most famous for touge racing as he used an AE86 that he owned since he was a teenager. Unlike many morons believe, he started out E-breaking as all should but quickly learned to do more advanced techniques, such as feint drifting and breaking drift. He is by far the drift king. Now available to be watched on Options mag, or as a judge at D1GP. His touge racing got him in quite a bit of trouble during his pro racing career, as he recieved fines and numerous warnings to stop racing illegally, as it is a bad name for your teams driver to be an illegal street racer.
Keiichi Tsuchiya....damn hes amazing, look at that drift! Zero countersteer 4 wheel drift...how absurd.
by Infini June 30, 2006
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When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.
by Lollerblades December 29, 2007
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Get the touching tips mug.When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.
you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww
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