Smelly little town with a population of less than 4,000, in between Canton and Terrell. The one-roomed movie theater, the Majestic, got closed down, so now the only thing to do is hang around at Charlies Burgers or pester people in the Brookshires parking lot. The High School has a fat principal who's way too strict about dress codes.
Principal Lamb: Here in the pathetic town of Wills Point, TX, if your a guy and your hair isn't buzz cut, the adults will all think you're gay, and I'm jealous because I can't grow hair so SUPSENSION FOR YOU!
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Get the Outta Control, TX mug.A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong
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Ever since George W. Bush left Crawford, the village has gotten smarter. It is a shame that everyone in the village more than likly voted for him.
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