twisted sister

A "ulta awesome" rockband from the 80s. Known for the phrase, "I WANNA ROCK."

Twisted sister is super awesome!

by Society of American Definitions July 12, 2003

twisted nutsack

A type of re-rack in pong with 2 cups left. 2 cups are placed back to back in a straight line.

"Yo let me get a twisted nutsack."

"Alright twist it."

by Justakidlivinthedream October 21, 2010

Get Twisted

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

dont get it twisted

A saying ofen used when somebody is jumping to conclutions or placing the blame on some body els

"dont get it twisted i aint been no were near your shop nickin no cider mate" or " why you sayin that iv been smoking wen i aint mother ur a derrked dont get it twisted"

by pukkaC October 31, 2007

Twisted Rim Job

When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.

Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.

by Conor Brody November 22, 2009

twisted rake

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.

Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.

Man 2: I have no response for that.

by Stu6969 May 2, 2014

twisted nigga

a bitch ass mother fuckka who scratches his balls mid conversation

dis twisted nigga tho.

by fiftyshadesofthiiissdiicckk June 10, 2016