Jade Amelia Thirlwall, born December 26, 1992. An adorable girl from South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England. Jade is 1/4 of British girl group Little Mix (formerly Rhythmix), 2011 winners of UK X Factor. Jade has a "thing" for all things purple and bow related. Beautifully talented with a voice that will make you cry, because it's just so perfect. Jade is the cutest, stylish and most loving person that you could ever meet. She's just amazing.
Boy: Who's Jade Thirlwall?
Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?
Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.
Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!
Girl:........
Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?
Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.
Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!
Girl:........
by americanmixer December 7, 2013
Get the Jade Thirlwall mug.When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more
Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight
by donthate123 April 27, 2014
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Thirlcrest Academy is a wack place where wack niggas go, it is an online destination for those among us whomst prefer to live life as a cockroach rather than a normal ass person, basically you go there to be utilized as a human punching bag by angsty teenagers who listen to xxxtentacion stay away, fool.
Person 1: Dude I went to Thirlcrest Academy and I got fucked with for not being a emo retard
Person 2: ...but wait...I went on your laptop and saw you listened to xxxtentacion...say it ain't so
Person 1: I hate to tell you but its true, I dumped my real girlfriend for an online girl who weighs 200 pounds with purple hair that my friends nicknamed grimace
Person 2: Fucked...
Person 2: ...but wait...I went on your laptop and saw you listened to xxxtentacion...say it ain't so
Person 1: I hate to tell you but its true, I dumped my real girlfriend for an online girl who weighs 200 pounds with purple hair that my friends nicknamed grimace
Person 2: Fucked...
by JerryTheRoblox October 2, 2018
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Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.
by Edudls May 23, 2011
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Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.
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Get the twilight sucks mug.Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.
Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...
Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...
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