twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twat

twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...

Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'

by ASSSSLEY January 6, 2007

twat

an evil vagina

that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!

by inferno42684 July 16, 2009

Twat

You

You are a twat.

by Woodygwan July 24, 2009

twat

someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"

bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.

by squishbix June 17, 2009

twats

Collective term for people who use twitter.com

"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."

by toby_one April 19, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.

"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.

by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010