twat

Pronunciation: \ˈtwät\
Function:noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 2009

Defined as:
1. a text based microblog within Twitter
2. usually vulgar : vulva

I like that twat.
That twat really hits home.
Her twat was quite memorable.
How many twats did they see?

by The Real Kaddy March 27, 2009

twat

slang for the number "twenty". Mostly used in poker games.

I see your 10, and I raise you twat.

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

twat

1.During sex, far past an orgasm ,Twat is an intense thing that happens to a woman.
2.Super-gasm

"baby last nite u made me twat!"

by KMK52 August 22, 2007

twat

A user of the micro-blogging service, Twitter.

Argh! James can't go five minutes without updating his Twitter status, he's such a twat.

by cabbit August 28, 2008

twat

Teenager With ATitude. young and immature teenagers who are loud, rude and impolite, actually most teens.

"That twat jumped in front of me as i was getting on the bus"

by pandammonia August 24, 2009

twat

1. A woman who, for unknown reasons, perceives a skewed sense of control in her new office environment run by people half her age.

2. A woman whose headset fundamentally competes with the likes of McDonald 's drive through associates.

3. One who demands attention when talking to fugly grand-children on the company phone and showing pictures of said children, while incompetent in using the phone for interoffice relations.

4. not to be confused with cunt, busted, noob, etc... this is more severe

declaration-- "Lavina is a twat, I don't care if she's new here."

exclamation-- "What twat ate two of my homemade cupcakes before 8am?!"

by OAIC March 28, 2009

twat

a word that stupid people use when they really mean to say prick

u twat...uh..i mean prick!

by twat January 7, 2007