posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.

"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."

by wheelingchow November 13, 2016

toastedcherries

roblox youtuber.

toastedcherries is cool.

by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast December 30, 2021

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

by farmer1069 March 2, 2009

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013

twusted

To be totally wasted.

I drank so much last night I was twusted.

by Nathan Tiberius August 1, 2007

twisted

Confused, misunderstood, having the wrong idea.

If you think I'm the type of girl to have sex with just anyone, then you got me twisted.

by LauraB August 9, 2005