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Under the Tuscan Sun

Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.
Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.
by Jemanda March 30, 2009
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Tucson Extremist

Noun- Someone who hates the government, and actually decides to do something about it. An anarchist with tucson syndrome.
Jared Lee Laughner is the Tucson Extremist.
by Thelordofpi January 13, 2011
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tucson

Gross music, tight pants, stupid scene and mexicans (they make good tacos though).
We just have old tucson, pima county fair, stupid jocks (from the U of A), sluts, and la encantada.
girl: MOMMM! WHY ARE WE MOVING TO TUCSON?!
mom: BECAUSE ALL THE (HOT) SENIORS LIVE THERE (and chaunch da ho, she's bettah than fiddycent).
girl: SUH-WEET.
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Tuscan Tater

An overly tan middle aged woman with bad hair (usually bleach blonde) that frequents restuarant bars drinking too much white wine.
Three tuscan taters joined us at the TGI Fridays bar, it was mid December in Michigan but all were well tanned with hair like straw, each ordered a white zin.
by vanbiz November 18, 2011
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Tucsonan

1. Servant slave to the infrastructure of Tucson which is in turn "the subservient tool" of Davis-Monthan AFB (DM)

2. One who is good for making tacos for military personal from DM to eat.

3. Minimum wage slave there to ensure the fast food restaurants and convenience stores are able to provide service to personnel from DM.
Aren't these tucsonans great, always ready with a taco when you need one.

Airman: Hello sarge, my son just got a job at McDonald.
Sargent: Aren't Tucsonans suppose to be doing that?
by Obsidious August 2, 2009
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Tucsonan

1. A Tucsonan is a local resident that was born, lives or has migrated to Tucson, Arizona. While there is much debate over true Tucsonan's and Tucsonan's who have came to live in Tucson, one fact remains. A true Tucsonan knows how to spot saguaro cactus's, the best taco trucks in town , and neighborhoods that should be avoided at all costs.|

In many cases a true Tucsonan has also undergone traumatic brain injuries from excessive heat and temperature during the summer months and can seem a bit crazy at times.

Every Tucsonan who is a true Tucsonan also has the Tucsonan Application on their phone and pockets the best discounts and deals ready for brandishing at a moments notice, because let's face it, you're not Tucsonan unless you're constantly looking for cheap stuff in Tucson.

2. A Tucsonan is someone who is so broke they have to live in the cheapest city in America.
John: Hey Becky, we need some deals and discounts, have you heard of the Tucsonan phone application?
Becky: No John, I thought a Tucsonan was someone from Tucson, not a phone application.
John: Becky, it's both. A real Tucsonan doesn't have to say they're a Tucsonan for you to know they're a Tucsonan.
by TrueTucsonan January 17, 2020
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university high school tucson contains many fights , weed and nic fiens, and a bitch ass hoe named Fabiola. she is a raging cunt who needs to go to sex addicts anonymous or else she gonna end up in an episode of shameless.
did you hear about fabiola from university high school tucson tried to fuck mr ranjel in his wife’s bathroom ?

oh yeah i did, she also tried to blow 3 guys at once while jacking off 4 others
by thatgirlbaybeee May 14, 2023
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