African Turret

a guy typically African American who rapidly throws out gang signs when the cam is on him in snap

bruh you see Tay-K and them hands? shits be fast As fuck frfr
bruh he aint no nigga thats an African turret

by Grant the good boy October 25, 2017

Left Turned Tab

A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.

I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.

by Packman314 November 30, 2019

XR500 Turret

The XR500 Turret is a skin that can be obtained from a Premium Skin Crate. It wields an mounted M249 to attack enemies. The XR500 Turret's humanoid is the only yellow-skinned humanoid in the game.

It is also the only Turret skin to have an April Fools 2020 Face (Default and XR300 did not have a humanoid.)

I consider the XR500 Turret as the most superior Turret skin to use.

by hilarious and haves the funni January 29, 2021

Pee Turreting

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere

Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.

by SamoJamo April 9, 2021

noses are permanently turned up

people from chicago have noses which are permanently turned up, its just how they roll...

chicagoan's noses are permanently turned up

by CJ sji July 7, 2010

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.

My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...

by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022