A turtle with low enough IQ, to have mistakenly snorted a straw and begin gurgling water as it try’s to get air.
Yo, Jeff, you see those bubbles out on the lake? Yeah don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a turgle. A turgle? Tf is that?
by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024
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IT IS THE BALANCE OF PRESSURE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE FASCIA. SIMILAR TO AND COMPARABLE TO PLANT TURGOR AND DERMAL TURGOR. WHEN FASCIA TURGOR IS OPTIMIZED THE 4TH PHASE OF WATER (GEL LIKE) CREATES PLASMA EXPRESSION OR CORONAL DISCHARGE. WHEN THE FASCIAL TURGOR IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL THE BODY WILTS LIKE WHEN PLANT TURGOR DROPS. THIS WILL BECOME IMPORTANT IN UNDERSTANDING OUR HUMANITY’S ASCENSION IS THE FULL EXPRESSION OF OUR DERMAL TURGOR.
THE FASCIAL TURGOR OF THE CLIENT IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL. THE FASCIAL TURGOR PRESSURE HAS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY.
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