by Midnight_tulipr January 23, 2007

In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
by bradgnar September 7, 2016

1. A fictitious dutch historical event used in conversation to prove a point. Since this event never actually occured, the audience of this story is usually confused into believing the user is very intelligent.
by fons fredrick August 21, 2006

Guys teabag, girls give a tulip bridge. It's where the girl squats over the face of someone, usually passed out drunk, and rubs her crotch around in a non-sexual way.
While Angelina was passed out at the party, Cameron gave her a tulip bridge, and left a snail trail on her nose!
by Eric D Red April 22, 2006

by Sex_Tulip May 5, 2018

The 40 year old fantasy football ass hole who lives in his mom's basement and thinks he is actually coaching his players. Otherwise know as Alfie
That pink tulip started two guys on a buy week and wants to change the line up on monday....he must have love getting fucked in the ass as much as Melissa Stark
by The Big Kahuna 2008 October 15, 2008

by TattooedGiraffe August 28, 2017
