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shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.
John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...
by Bad Booner April 29, 2008
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Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.
This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.
by koggelmander June 14, 2013
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toothpaste

a substance people put on their pimples to help the pimple process
- We have no more toothpaste :o ... what am I going to do? I have a huge pimple on my head and I am going out tonight
by Jane, Mary Jane! May 17, 2006
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Toothpaste Remedy

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017
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Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021
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Toothpaste challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets
by CUMSE March 31, 2021
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