This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.
John: Why is that girl crying?
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
by Bad Booner April 29, 2008
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Get the Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as mug.When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.
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Get the Toothpaste suicide mug.- We have no more toothpaste :o ... what am I going to do? I have a huge pimple on my head and I am going out tonight
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Get the Toothpaste Remedy mug.Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
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