Trumpet

A closet trump supporter

Are you in the closet trump? = trumpet

by Artaxoxo October 13, 2016

Trumpet

When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.

Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺

I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!

by OtherJesus June 2, 2016

trumpets

Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda

Toots or trumpets his own horn!

by Thomas Terrio October 17, 2008

Trumpet

A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'

"My landlord is a proper trumpet"

by Special Yellow January 1, 2012

trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid

Those beans have had me trumpeting all night

by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017

Trumpet

One of the higher brass instruments, played by arrogant, and often assholish, persons. They do not think that they can do any wrong, and will never own up to scooping up to the pitch (although, ironically, they do it the most.) Is well known as 'the best instrument around', because trumpeteers are likely to spread that false fact around. It has a strange whiny sound, like that of a trombone, but without the low pitch to make it sound good. It doesn't sound bad when played right, but only sounds good in a group with other instruments.

I don't know why everyone likes trumpets so much.

by person13434534 April 11, 2009

Trumpet

A brass musical instrument that has three valves. It is used in school and jazz bands.

A trumpet is the coolest.

by thehamisdone February 10, 2015