Doodie Truffles

A piece of dog poo that is wrapped nicely in foil.

Feed a couple Reeses Peanut Butter cups to your precious pet with the foil still on. Let it digest. Poop.... And wabaam. Doodie Truffles.

by Sargeant Fupa December 5, 2009

Truffle Butter

Truffle Butter is a gourmet spread

Don't be an idiot. Truffle Butter is something you eat

by Rebel_1995 February 8, 2015

trufflewomp

A sexual act involving homosexual men, duct tape, a wine bottle, and a goat. The rest is rather obscure. May also involve the rusty walrus.

John walked in on his brother, Bill, having a trufflewomp with the poolboy Javier.

by scraggy909090 June 9, 2011

truffle blooder

Truffle blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.

Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat

Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave

by Pansithero April 14, 2015

Tossing the Truffles

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 6, 2011

A Truffle

Used to describe someone who is Pretty, Smart, Classy & kind. Contains substance/rich and is still delightfully manicured on the outside. Much like the chocolate truffle.

(Girl walks into room)
All other girls look at her with admiration & say: She is so perfect, she is such a truffle!

by Truff<3 September 15, 2010

Trufflegasm

When a person has an orgasm after having a lindtlindor truffle melt in their mouth.

"My mom had to help me up after my knees buckled from the massive trufflegasm I had. Best one yet."

by Scribble (RD) October 9, 2009