Tove

Tove is fucking awesome but she will never care about you or your bullshit

-Hey, do you know Tove?
- Yeah, she is freaking awesome

by Jdbjfg December 13, 2016

fellow traveller

a Communist sympathizer; someone with socialist leanings

Senator Joseph McCarthy (R-Wis) was convinced that fellow travellers were infiltrating the US government.

by Christopher Drake April 21, 2008

travel fat

A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.

Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat.

by Anonymous July 25, 2006

traveshamockery

Used to explain something that is a travesty, a sham and a mockery.

Found on the Miller Brewing Company "President of beers" commercial.

This whole thing is a travesty, a sham and a mockery...it's a traveshamockery!

by Joe Johnson May 4, 2004

Time Traveling

When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.

After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.

by The Cab May 28, 2005

Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.

Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.

by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009

travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.

by phat_cartman February 9, 2010