Morning Tragedy

When you wake up with an enormous stiff on, but fail to utilise it to its full potential, ie. cracking one out. This most often occurs when you are late for work/school, or you are at someone else's house, but why should that stop you? Be late for work or school because you were bashing one off, tell your boss that you were doing that and he will either have enormous respect for you or she will be extremely turned on and you will be able to give her the best office shag with an ending in production ever. NOICE.

The following are examples of what happens if you bash one off, like you should.

"why were you late for work this morning ted?"
"I was whapping one out this morning and totally lost track of time, turns out i have a lot more stamina than i thought..."
"nice dude! we wouldn't want a morning tragedy on our hands."

"why were you late for work this morning ted?"
"i was having an enormous wank over your huge tits this morning while i was in the shower, and i took a bit too long..."
"well how about you repay me the time you were late by fucking my arse while i'm bent over this desk?"
"right in the middle of the office in front of everyone?"
"yes"
"how late was i?"
"a whole 2 minutes."
"i'll never last..."
(30 seconds of savage anal stretching occurs and then ted runs out of gas, blowing his non existent load onto the desk)
"shit man my cock hurts, i just jizzed out a load of air, my tanks are empty."
"what the hell are you doing?!?!"
"i'm sorry but i just cracked one out this morning so i havent exactly recovered."
"you're fired."
"shit dude, now i think ill just go home and have a nap, hussey style, yeahhhhh."

by lost in transfusion June 2, 2009

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traperazzi

Those who deliberately target a sporting star, VIP, or celebrity in order to photograph or otherwise portray them in a seemingly compromising situation.

The Australian all-rounder recently told the Herald of a "traperazzi" scheme during the 2007 World Cup in the Caribbean, in which one member of the public slapped him across the face while another stood nearby photographing the incident.

by sandspiral April 4, 2009

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traded billups

a huge, obvious mistake that has terrible repercussions

"man, i really traded billups last night, choosing to purchase mad dog over a more legitimate beer. i feel terrible".

"made i sure traded billups this semester when i attempted to take that upper-level anatomy course and got a c."

"I totally traded Billups when I told everybody that I like the new Eminem album."

by sheriffharrytruman May 14, 2009

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