Pain Train

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.

Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm

by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019

Basic Training

The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.

Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

on the last train to Bombay

A) a phrase meaning " I don't care what will happen to the world after I am gone"

B) anything negative/ disastrous that happens on a work shift that after yours.

If , under definition b), someone does something retargerous at your job, don't feel responsible if it happened on the last train to Bombay.

by Sexydimma December 3, 2014

Conga Line Piss Train

When you decide to use the bathroom but all of your friends also decide they need the bathroom at the same time.

Can also be applied to classmates, colleagues, etc.

"Hey, I'm gonna use the bathroom a sec be right back"

"Yeah, me too"

"I do as well."
"Is this just gonna be Conga Line Piss Train?"

by SimplyKK March 12, 2021

Nana A-Train

to botch something

I cannot believe you Nana A-Trained the bank robbery!

by Eedeet November 4, 2021

Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.

If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.

by NinjaShark November 9, 2010