trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.
i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.
by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011
Get the trailer park mummy mug.

Trailer Park Lettuce

The act of using potato chips as a poor man's lettuce for your sandwiches.
Bill forgot to buy lettuce again, so he decided to use Trailer Park Lettuce for his ham sandwich.
by MrSnackmix April 17, 2019
Get the Trailer Park Lettuce mug.

trailer park quesadilla

Hey what'd you have for dinner last night?

A trailer park quesadilla... It was delicous
by Littlechunkchunk May 14, 2011
Get the trailer park quesadilla mug.

Trailer Park Threeway

During the process of sexual intercourse when the woman is riding on top of the man. The man then reaches into a jar of peanut butter and smears it into the ass crack of the woman, then calls the dog to lick out the peanut butter.
After that trailer park threeway my girl stocked up on peanut butter and always takes the dog on long walks in the woods.
by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009
Get the Trailer Park Threeway mug.

Trailer Park Pizza

when you toast a piece of bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and put it in the microwave to melt
Damn, theres no food in the house, i guess we're having trailer park pizza again
by Chchcheckitout! May 09, 2010
Get the Trailer Park Pizza mug.

trailer park skank

A slutty, uneducated, fat, smelly three-toothed woman who lives in a trailer park and fucks every man who so much as pays attention to her. Trailer park skanks have at least 5 kids by 5 different men and no jobs. They are the epitome of white trash and collect welfare checks.
I wouldn't fuck that trailer park skank with a stolen schlong! She is liable to give me an STD!
by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003
Get the trailer park skank mug.

trailer park tammy

The usual Daisy Duke wannabe. Usually equipped with cigs in back left pocket and a child support check in the right.
Damn ole girl looks like a regular trailer Park tammy
by Blkbeard91 July 22, 2019
Get the trailer park tammy mug.