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College as Trade School

College as Trade School is another example of the commodification of modern life spills over into post-secondary education in alarming ways. The historic benefit of college previously included the perceived civilizing effect and greater awareness of the sweep of history and human progress. That aspect has been reduced in the headlong rush toward getting one's ticket punched to enter the workforce in a more favorable position. That is basically like getting a Fast Pass to jump ahead in line at an amusement park, only some readers and riders will get nauseous from the event.

If you dare to think about education for education's sake, or the immense satisfaction and richness of learning and appreciating a world beyond your immediate surroundings, then you will be ostracized in the 'get ahead now because you will miss out' ethic that is the hallmark of the current zeitgeist.
I paid a fortune for a BS, and found out about College as Trade School. I was surrounded by other BS people in a mad scramble to drink through the term and Google my derivative research paper topics.

He didn't study enough to make it into a good university, so he had to settle for College as Trade School. that condemned him to a life in (gasp!) middle class. At least he had been informed of all the great benefits of joining the consumerist cause and could now spend his way into lifelong debt on top of his student loans.

She only averaged 550 on each of her SAT sections and had to go to College as Trade School instead of to a great university.

He was desperate to break out of his sad chav existence, even if his ticket out was going to College as Trade School. That was better than a dreary live stuck in some Council flat playing bad football on Saturdays and chainsmoking. Thus continued the slide into the Malthusian hell of the early new millenium.

Demographics is destiny.

Sic transit gloria mundi.
by adam_before_eve October 21, 2006
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Luxury Circle Trailer Park

A pathetic excuse for a trailer park in Jackson, New Jersey. It is the home of Hoop the Mountain man, white trash, and other people that bring down society. All of the trailers are falling apart and look like shit. There are more illegal activites performed here in one day than an entire year New York City. A dump would be an imporvement over the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.
Hoopie Joe lives in the shithole known as the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.
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Usually refers to trading nude photos with the asker, ether online or on a phone.
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Trailer Hype

When you see a trailer of a moive, but the trailer only shows the good parts, so when you see the movie you're disappointed.
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Man 2: Dude don't do it that movie such a trailer hype.
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when a person looks like he or she grew up in or lived in a trailer. usually hard looking or ugly.
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trailery

a adjective to describe something that is low-class and "trailer trash"
"did you put those flowers in a plastic cup and call it a vase? that is soooo trailery!"
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Trailer Fatigue

Going to see a movie, and having to sit through so many commercials and trailers, you're either too tired-out or have lost all patience and don't feel like watching the goddamn movie anymore.
Phil: "How was the movie?"

Andrew: "I dunno... left before it began and got a refund because I got major trailer fatigue after sitting through 30 minutes of previews and the film still hadn't started yet."
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