train smash

A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.

A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.

A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!

by fumbu May 7, 2009

Train Hopping

Not paying for train tickets in protest of the fares rising above inflation.

Forget paying lets go train hopping

by ODoggyT May 16, 2015

train-thirty

when you and your frineds get in a group and fuck one whore so you can laugh about it for days you say its train thirty and look at your friends and die laughing b/c it could happen cause shes probably a meth whore

Fasanova "we dont even have to ask that girl what time it is cause she know's it 's train-thirty"

by fasanova33 April 19, 2009

Train Crash TV

TV that is extremely gruesome, something that you don't really like to look at, but interesting at the same time - so you don't want to turn over.

That video of a man cutting out his own intestines was disgusting, but I couldn't turn it over, damn train crash TV!

by I'mAnonymous February 12, 2008

train rats

gay cunts that lerk outside perth, warwick and joondi traino

train rats ask you for money as you are coming out of joondilup shops

by TRAIN RATS December 17, 2013

Train Hopper

A group of squatters who specifically utilize illegal passage on freight trains as a means of transportation. They have their own unique subculture specific to each other, and typically alienate everyone, including other squatters, unless booze is involved.

Me and the rest of the train hoppers are heading down to the yard to hop a BNSF hot-shot to Mardi Gras on the low line.

by VagabondExtraordinare January 16, 2009

train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

by ksay15 November 2, 2008