Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown
by Teezo Touchdown June 07, 2024
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Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
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Touchdown bunny

Beautiful white girls who only date guys that play football🏈. A snow bunny who only like football players.
She only dates Jamal because he plays football, she is a touchdown bunny
by Nevrah May 04, 2024
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touchdown dance

When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.
"Woo hoo, we just won, let's do the touchdown dance!"
by Jimmy Schwantz November 07, 2007
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Superhero Touchdown

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.
by SuperheroTouchdown February 02, 2016
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 09, 2012
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