Torny

A seemingly incomprehensible and paralyzing state of being where one is simultaneously exhausted and sexually aroused. Experienced almost exclusively when one is by themselves.

Josh arrived home from work placing his keys on the hook and kicking his shoes off. There was nobody in the apartment. He laid down on the couch removing his shirt and pants and stared at his boxer shorts. Suddenly he was struck with the realization that he was extremely torny. Tired from work and yet needing release, he found himself at a crossroads with no clear direction in sight.

by justwannabetouched October 22, 2014

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

Toothy Toppy

When a female overestimates her neck game and scrapes her teeth against your shaft during a blowjob.

Alternate; when a girl uses too much teeth.

Friend: Yo, I was helping Jessica study for her math test, and next thing I know she was about to give me neck.

Other friend: So? Does Jessica give that sloppy toppy?
Friend: Nah bro, all she’s got is toothy toppy. Still came tho.

Other friend: Nice...

by UltimateGooby April 21, 2019

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003