Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

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Top Hatting

When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!

What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!

by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011

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Top-Hate

verb;
The highest form of hatred. Surpasses abhor.

Wow, because of you, I now have Hepatitis C, chlamydia, pubic lice, AND late-stage syphilis. I totally top-hate you right now.

by Devon Fisher December 14, 2006

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A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application

"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"

by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009

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Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

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