Toeflakes

The small, flaky pieces of skin that peel off your toes with the littlest of effort, sometimes exposing raw flesh, but usually not. Handy as a snack when in remote confined spaces, like a wood cabin, the back of a car, on an overnight flight when the cabin crew are fast asleep you are reluctant to press the call button. Occasionally pleasant to eat, with a faint cheese flavor.

I took a long drive to Nebraska with my cousin and there was nothing to eat in the car, so I chewed on a few toeflakes.

by Charlie77 September 28, 2018

ToeMaster

A God Of Toes Of Your Toes All The Toes If You Do Not Belive In Me I WILL Suck Your TOES!

I Love My Toes And Will Warship The ToeMaster

by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018

toedad

a version of silly goose, or retard based on the extremity of your pronunciation.

he’s such a toedad

stop being a fucking toedad

by motheroftoads January 8, 2019

Toedaddy

A big booty man who specifically only like fucking Puerto Rican women’s toes

Damn that man really hitting her like a toedaddy

by Yomomdididlydarn June 14, 2019

toefungling

When you see some weird feet thing that looks manky . Made by a Guy called Zack!

Them toes look toefungling..

by TechZack June 18, 2020

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021

Teofana

Coolest person alive, if you know a person named teofana you are really lucky! She is sweet and caring and funny and pretty! She loves her friends and she hates math. She is always willing to help anyone and you should now you can trust her.

person 1 : Hey ! Are you friends with Teofana?
person 2 : Yeah I am, she is really cool!
person 1 : Man, I wish I could be her friend :(

by cryb4by November 21, 2021