orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.

If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.

by kqiso May 9, 2018

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017

big toddler

A big toddler is a person who won’t grow up. They are so dependant on you their like a toddler or a adult baby.

Man, my gf is like a big toddler, she’s such a baby. She won’t stop crying even when I’ve listened to why. I’m thinking about buying her diapers and putting her in them!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

President Toddler

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017

90s toddler

Anyone born between 1988 and 1997 (could also be 1989-1998, but most commonly it is 1988-1997).

If you're born in 1996, you are a 90s toddler.

by QQBoy2 June 6, 2013

sugar toddler

A teenage boy who thinks he's a sugar daddy, but looks like he's twelve.

Wow that kid is rich but I think he's in sixth grade. Must be a sugar toddler.

by Iamnotnotreal September 3, 2016