spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both

I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.

by Goldling September 14, 2008

spork

when yo spoonin wit yo gurl annd u pop a humongous boner turnin yo self into a spork instead of a spoon

yea bro, i was wit diamon spoonin, but dat ass made me spork as hell.

by rafael December 30, 2012

Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.

Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.

by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who doesn’t like to suck peen in synchronization

Person 1- Yo look at the spork over there
Person 2- I know dude she such a pleb

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

spork

a mutated spoon

sporks are an abominaition to the spoon alliance

by im not giving my name to a stupid machine May 22, 2007

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015