Titus

Someone who tries to show off and gets pissed easily.

I said a joke…and Titus got pissed.

by AnonymousX671 March 30, 2022

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When a person enters a room with intentions of making a great first impression but instead they trip and fall making themselves look like a bozo

Dude was set and ready to bang but did a “Titus”
~ no soup for him!

by Facts resistant syndrome January 31, 2021

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The most amazing sexy, hot cute boy in the world!! Every girl loves him!! All they can dream about at night is titus kissing them!

GIRL 1: I wish titus was my boyfriend!
Girl 2" Same!!

by Iloveleonardo89s May 25, 2021

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Man who walks around doing the grey sweatpants challenge dih half hard.

Titus had is pants at his ankles in grey underwear like he’s doing the grey sweatpants challenge and his dih?…it was half hard.

by sussyisscary June 28, 2025

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when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!

Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.

by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025

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