Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open
It's okay tis but a scratch.
It's okay tis but a scratch.
by Hampto July 1, 2016

by nevervoid October 20, 2008

by kash bandit June 17, 2018

The decade of the years 2010-2019 similar in name to previous decades such as the twenties, thirties, etc. Named the X-ties because by roman numerals:
2010: MMX
2011: MMXI
2012: MMXII
2013: MMXIII
2014: MMXIV
2015: MMXV
2016: MMXVI
2017: MMXVII
2018: MMXVIII
2019: MMXIX
2010: MMX
2011: MMXI
2012: MMXII
2013: MMXIII
2014: MMXIV
2015: MMXV
2016: MMXVI
2017: MMXVII
2018: MMXVIII
2019: MMXIX
by Hirork July 7, 2010

She tied my wrists behind the back of the chair and tied my ankles to each front leg of the chair. She looked stunningly beautiful in her black nightgown. I was completely naked and my fully erect cock was throbbing in anticipation of what she would do next.
She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.
She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 7, 2022

"Ti amo, A (insert name here)!"
by Silly Rabbit 2 U October 7, 2006

Graphing calculator that has the meaning of life. Not only does it do math for you, but it also does your laundry!
The AP board is examining your test, and sees that you miraculously have the answer in one step. The justification is "Ti-89".....automatic 5!
by la Morsa December 11, 2003
