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a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah
dat bear got an a-bear-tion
by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012
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Titonics

A really nice big pair of boobs.
"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special
by Jazana February 11, 2009
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titonsters

tits that are so big that their scary
Dude, RUN!!! That bitch gots some giant titonsters!
by twistedtank71 April 13, 2009
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Tionglish

When speaking with people from China with a thick accent, we can't really decipher what they're saying, so the English inadvertently turns into Tiong-lish.

The word stems from "Ah Tiong", a phrase used commonly to describe dirty unwashed people from China.
I couldn't understand the Tionglish she was speaking, I almost mistook "contribution" for "Country Building"!
by Jxsha January 21, 2010
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Ticonderoga

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.
Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!
by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018
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Tion

an animal with a father tiger and mother lion. the opposite of a liger
Napoleon knows its totally different from a liger
by clark February 1, 2005
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Timon

If you meet him first he is shy, but after a few minutes he will open and you will see him from a completely different side. He is funny and sometimes brings jokes that are not appropriate. He often makes fun of others although he is not better. But there is one thing that is bad about him, never get together with a Timon who has never been in a relationship before. He doesn't know how to behave and screws everything up. He will break your heart, sorry.
But as a friend or best friend he is perfect.
Person: "Who is Timon ?"
Me: " Thats the one with the dumb jokes"
Person: "Oh thats Timon"
by bf of the ex of tm October 13, 2019
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