Mr Tigani

A word used to describe a very tall and handsome man with so much music knowledge it's almost impossible not to fall in love with him, a more trustworthy resource than Ultimate Guitar.

That man is so incredibly good at music and stuff, he's a Mr Tigani!

by therealnatedogg72 August 9, 2023

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005

Titanic Nipples

When someone has super long nipples.
(Its another word for Gigantic nipples.)
This word was invented by JOHN YAKUSH

I saw some Titanic Nipples at this porn website last night.

by John Yakush November 22, 2009

TI-89 titanium

A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)

This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.

Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.

(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?

Dean: No, not at all.

by dpotto November 8, 2007

titanic whore

A girl who goes down on the first date and swallows a lot of Sea Men.

guy1: I went out with your sister last night, she fellated me all night and I think she might be the one.
guy2: Get over yourself; everyone knows she's just a titanic whore.

by Spammy001 January 3, 2015

Titanic boner

Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.

Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie

Matthew: PORN!!

Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.

Matthew: But it's so horny.

Abe: you Titanic boner.

Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?

by truth speaker December 8, 2004

Titanic Theory

An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.

Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."

White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)

The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.

by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008