The perfect gay lovers. One of them is super into it (pumba) and loud about the relationship whist the other (the one with perfect posture obvi (timon)) publicly hates the other but secretly loves them.
"Look at that loud fat lard and that skinny guy rolling his eyes.... Total timon and pumba situation"
"You sure?"
"Oh yeah... Look at the skinny ones posture, flawless"
"Oh nards man, you right"
"You sure?"
"Oh yeah... Look at the skinny ones posture, flawless"
"Oh nards man, you right"
by THE Lion Queer™ 💁 November 5, 2017
Get the timon and pumba mug.A sexual position involving a trampoline. The female gets on all fours, assuming a doggie-style position on the ground. The male then proceeds to jump on a trampoline nearby and, when he feels he has reached a sufficient height, he jumps off the tramp and inserts his erect penis into the female's awaiting asshole, much like an eagle swooping down to catch its prey. Few attempt the eagle talon, and even fewer succeed.
Ross - "Hey did you hear about Nick? I guess he fucked his girlfriend last night eagle talon style."
Mike - "Wow, Nick sure is fresh to death."
Mike - "Wow, Nick sure is fresh to death."
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