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These hoes ain't loyal

A term used (often by rappers) referencing how promiscuous or "easy" girls never stay loyal to one man. They often swap one guy for another, viewing the new guy as superior in some way (bigger d, more money, better body, etc). Eventually this man too gets replaced for another (she seeks endless variety), rinse and repeat. It's a never ending cycle - until she either settles down and gets married to a provider (less likely) or grows into a bitter old lonely woman (more likely).
Friend 1: "I was banging this tinder date for a few weeks and then she just straight up ghosted me bro. I don't know what I even did wrong - we got along pretty well and the sex was great."
Friend 2: "There is only one type of girl on tinder bro. She obviously matched with a new stud and you've been replaced. Many such cases. Gotta remember: these hoes ain't loyal."
by badlookingwinner November 21, 2021
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ride on these fools

1. To put words into action.
2. To operate without restraint.
3. Retaliate or make an example of
I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!

We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014
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Yo these edibles ain't shit

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"
by snerfl February 1, 2021
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.
Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009
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Tinsel King

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"
Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king
by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010
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these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.
Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.
by namatt February 28, 2017
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