Thunder Stealer 

One of your "questionnable" friends who, when you try to set up your other friend with some chicks, comes by and steals the attention from said friend. thus making him a communist,thunder-stealing, jerkface!; Also makes you feel like a jerk because your well thought out plan to hook up a friend goes horribly wrong.

"Hey mauro, go talk to those chicks!"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"

Thunder Stealer by AcousticBandit8 October 1, 2009

Thunder Muncher 

A man who eats a girl out aggressively

My jaw still hurts from hooking up with that girl last night; I was a real thunder muncher.

Thunder Muncher by Quaker Popi September 4, 2010

Thunder Bomb 

A thunder bomb is a poor man's drink that mimics the experience of a Jaeger Bomb, Vegas Bomb, or Irish Car Bomb without any of the costs or benefits associated with a real "bomb" drink.

A thunder bomb consists of a shot of Vladimir or similar cheap vodka dropped into a partially filled cup of Dr. Thunder which is subsequently chugged. This chugging is often concurrent with a heroic effort of withholding vomit.

A general rule of thumb is that if you are drunk enough to think that a Thunder Bomb is a good idea, you are far too drunk to have a Thunder Bomb.

"Dude, how drunk were you last night?"
"Drunk enough that I thought a Thunder Bomb was a good idea."

Thunder Bomb by mikekais October 7, 2012

Thunder Juice 

A Drink Created at Mcdonalds by Blaze Thunder which consists of Orange juice and Blue Poweraid which turns a neon green color

Thunder Juice

Thunder Juice by Thunder Blaze February 6, 2009

Thunder Armour 

The knock-off Under Armour, usually purchased at Wal-Mart.

Craig - "Yo dude, I just got this new Under Armour shirt at Wal-Mart!"

Paul - "Nah dude, if its from Wal-Mart, its Thunder Armour."

Thunder Armour by tacocatisapalindrome October 22, 2010

Thunder Nugget 

A bowel movement with such force and sound that it creates a booming fart combined with a missile like displacement.

Stuart dropped such a thunder nugget that our Chris heard it next door in Rita's Water Ice!

Thunder Nugget by Big Tony Vegas June 6, 2011

Thunder Knuckle 

The act of two lesbians forcefully, but lovingly, inserting the knuckles and or fist in to any orifice of choosing.

Debra whispered softly to Jessica, "Wanna 'Thunder Knuckle'?" as she pumped her fist into the sky.

Thunder Knuckle by GingerJabberwocky June 8, 2011