thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.

oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow

by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024

woody thorne

A Gay Man who likes little kids

OMG I see a Woody Thorne in the playground

by Big D Rem Dog October 6, 2018

Kodo thorn

A 1 gram piece of chocolate inserted in a 50 year old Asian moms ass and then shat out on a chess board.

Person A: Why is my chess game covered in shit!
Person B: Sorry I had to rock a quick "Kodo thorn"

by FroFram October 12, 2023

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

Pop Thorn

A Skylander, released in 2013 for Skylanders Swap Force.

Person 1: I'm putting Pop Thorn on the Portal Of Power!
Person 2: I'm putting on Magna Charge on it.

by FluentSkylanderCollector October 17, 2022

Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.

The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.

by Shockerific February 5, 2009