twisted rake

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.

Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.

Man 2: I have no response for that.

by Stu6969 May 2, 2014

twisted nigga

a bitch ass mother fuckka who scratches his balls mid conversation

dis twisted nigga tho.

by fiftyshadesofthiiissdiicckk June 10, 2016

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

Twisted Trepidations

A series of psychological terror, usually from trauma, dreams, fear of something false, non existing, or a moment that hasn't happened yet. Stops a normal person from participating in their activities, or loss in interest. Leading to different behavior, and loss from reality. Drives people insane.

Employee:" Mr. Prean, wont be joining us today".

Boss:"He sick?"

Employee:" Twisted Trepidations got him awake all night, he didnt look good or himself this morning, he went home."

by Hydrogen peroxide April 29, 2019

Twisted anal spinning

The art of getting him/her from the back inserting you’re dick in there asshole and spinning them around and around in circles

Kim:Hey Joe wanna come give me a Twisted anal spinning?

Joe:sure Kim take off you’re pants let’s do this!

by urfriendlyInformer January 29, 2020

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick

The year 2021 as viewed from above.
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).

{From a drone video on YouTube:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).

by Telephony October 19, 2020

Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

by Executive Intern August 2, 2003