Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.
Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

by NtiaMoah May 5, 2009

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
by rperazag June 28, 2010

A cesspool where people with ego problems, fake experts, and quite literal followers who clearly had no parental influence in their life pointlessly argue over nothing all day every day.
Typical Twitter Conversation:
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.
by TwitterIsTerrible August 13, 2021

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it
by Broben5 January 1, 2018

Person1: Hey person2 is it really true that bad people go to twitter?
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.
by Dump2099 December 27, 2021

Random mix of stans, toxic people, celebrities and a lot of people who are in nasa and a lot of hashtags and random uh.....furry...18+ drawings?
Person 1: Im going to sign in twitter
Person 2: Dont dude!
Person 1: Why, whats so bad?
Person 2: J-just dont sign in to twitter.
{1 week later}
Person 2: Hey dude whats go-
Person 1: Dont call me dude, my pronouns are L/E3
Person 2: W-w-wait........y-you joined twitter?
Person 1: Yes, i did.
Person 1: I like dream.
Person 2: I cant believe im doing this to you.....
*Gunshot*
Person 2: Dont dude!
Person 1: Why, whats so bad?
Person 2: J-just dont sign in to twitter.
{1 week later}
Person 2: Hey dude whats go-
Person 1: Dont call me dude, my pronouns are L/E3
Person 2: W-w-wait........y-you joined twitter?
Person 1: Yes, i did.
Person 1: I like dream.
Person 2: I cant believe im doing this to you.....
*Gunshot*
by DresOnUrban June 6, 2022
