Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

by nickh959 September 5, 2009

Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$

"The grapefruit technique is amazing!"

by LittleShitIsMyCat November 18, 2018

grapefruit technique

a way to successfully study for a final exam utilizing the prominent citrus scent of the grapefruit

"Yo I'm so gonna pass this test because I used the grapefruit technique!"

by zepurplepanda January 9, 2017

masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

by Vaillanco May 20, 2014

The Anirudh technique

Basically a very gay way of making a sandwich by which the person doing it applies everything with his dick.

Lewis made a sandwich using The Anirudh technique

by Ricesanwhich4 May 18, 2018

The Sailboat Technique

When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.

Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."

by drippy boy March 17, 2019

The Gilmour Technique

A rampant, new sex position in which both parties place carrots in their buttholes before then doing the deed.

Lewis and Sam tried the Gilmour Technique last night, they said they loved it!

by Atomickitten15 July 5, 2018