bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.

God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning

by Squashy Squashy Pumpkin Head May 16, 2023

Freddy the frat rat

Just your typical cock sucker frat bro. Buddy loves his blow and his white claws. He spends his week days smoking the worst skunk weed you’ll ever find and the weekend fucking 3’s and telling his friends he’s “that guy”

Freddy the frat rat’s throwing a banger at the house this weekend, should be epic.

by Joey applesauce October 9, 2023

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!

I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003

Rat In The Pasta Bowl

Another term for a snitch in the mob.

"Ye Luigi, you hear that fuckin' chooch Carlo was a rat In the pasta bowl. Told the Gianni's men where Vinny was doin' the drop."

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Rat in the Kitchen

An album and song from the British reggae band UB40 that came out in 1986. The song's catchy chorus goes..

There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that rat thats what I`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that rat.

He relates a guy talking shit to a rat being in his kitchen and how he's gonna "fix" him. Clever way to write relatively threatening lyrics to an upbeat song.

You know, there seems to be a rat in the kitchen.. and I don't like rats in my kitchen, SO I'M GOING TO FIX THAT RAT!

by *Brendan Hottie* August 23, 2010