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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024
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potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
by Potato Game December 21, 2020
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Painters touch

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.
“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch
by JunkHunk February 14, 2018
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Having The Painters In

Having the bingus in
Having The Painters In - Bingus (The Hairless Cat)
by WylaMylka July 7, 2025
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premeditated painter

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.
The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.
by Kegie December 6, 2014
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Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
mugGet the Painters highmug.

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