fag nanny

n. A person who shows weak or unmanly characteristics.

Did you see that guy pass out? What a fag nanny.

by Costelloween April 23, 2008

Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Coot Nanny

A married man's fling with his children's babysitter.

Wife: "What the fuck is going on?"

Husband: "Sorry baby; I couldn't pass up that coot nanny."

by Mistress November 23, 2004

Butch Nanny

1) A really hairy snatch.

2) A terrible Halo Player.

That hippy bitch had a butch nanny.

by Steve012345 September 26, 2006

hootin nanny

A unwashed woman, usually a middle aged white southern woman who resembles a man (You can't really tell if its a man or woman) and is usually unwashed and has long unkept hair.

Calamity Jane was a hootin nanny.

by Daytime October 1, 2006

nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015

woop nannies

those pieces of hair that swoop up or out of place from the rest of your hair. cow-lick type pieces of hair but aren't cow-licks. your hair will be straight and one piece of hair decides to "woop".. usually frame your face

from all this humidity i have so many woop nannies!

by Kay Sedia August 29, 2010