keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 1, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.

Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???

by BGBRLY December 6, 2019

keg head

n. A person who strictly attends parties that have kegs. This person generally will not throw down for said keg but rather steal a cup, or in most cases bring their own.

Normal dude: Hey come to this rager.
Keg head: Is there a keg?
Normal dude: Yeah, but I think it's tapped.
Keg head: Nevermind.

by cutegirlsmmmm October 13, 2010

Keg Nectar

Beer. Sweet, delicious beer.

Stockton: "Ey, Wes! Down to drink this keg nectar until we pass out in pools of our own vomit and urine?"
Wes: "Yee-haw!"

by Roach UVa December 16, 2008

Keg Boss

keg Boss is when you do your girl from behind and she agrees to anal then you shove a beer can in her ass and yell out that's why they call me keg Boss

Keg Boss When your meat is larger than expected Keg Bos

by Big D keg January 11, 2019