by soooooo_gayyyy April 22, 2017

When a hetero-sexual couple does an action,or regularly acts in a way of cuteness that overtly shows their love of each other in a corny and cringe worthy way.
Our hetero-gayness was on full display while we were posing for selfies with a bottle of wine while we were apple picking on a football Sunday.
Ugh, look at that couple ..Their hetero-gayness is a little over the top. They can't go 10 seconds without holding hands and kissing in public.
Ugh, look at that couple ..Their hetero-gayness is a little over the top. They can't go 10 seconds without holding hands and kissing in public.
by Broseph82 June 16, 2021

Person 1: Did you see Tristan and Gunther's new baby?
Person 2: How did Tristan & Gunther have a baby, they're both homosexual men.
Person 1: They had a serogate mother.
Person 2: Isn't that considered Hetero-appropriation?
Person 2: How did Tristan & Gunther have a baby, they're both homosexual men.
Person 1: They had a serogate mother.
Person 2: Isn't that considered Hetero-appropriation?
by anonymous January 31, 2023

fuckery that is outlandishly heterosexual. this term is very versatile as those pesky heteros are always up to some fuckery.
by mazikeen :) February 8, 2020

When a straight man gives eye contact for too long with a gay man so quickly grabs his girlfriend's hand.
by Tim Bisley April 19, 2018

A:she was born a woman she will die a woman
B: hey look a transphobic bitch
A:hey look a hetero-phobic with mental issues
B:hetero-phobic are you on crack
A: are you
B:calling me mentally ill because I said your transphobic which you are
A:and your hetero-phobic
B:I don't give a flying fuck if you're straight I but I do care If you're transphobic and homophobic cry baby
A: I care that your hetero-phobic
B:your funny
(This actually fuckin happened)
B: hey look a transphobic bitch
A:hey look a hetero-phobic with mental issues
B:hetero-phobic are you on crack
A: are you
B:calling me mentally ill because I said your transphobic which you are
A:and your hetero-phobic
B:I don't give a flying fuck if you're straight I but I do care If you're transphobic and homophobic cry baby
A: I care that your hetero-phobic
B:your funny
(This actually fuckin happened)
by Idk.bitch August 6, 2022

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay
(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity
by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007
