James: Hey, make sure those nachos are plyable to the finger but firm to the tap!
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
by fakescientist8000 September 20, 2021
Get the Plyable to the finger but firm to the tapmug. (NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013
Get the dirty carpets in a big law firmmug. by John Asare June 1, 2017
Get the Firmmug. When one enters ones extremely hot bath, his/hers scrotum sack becomes very firm and begins to look like a small dry brain
"oh ouch this bath seems to be slightly to hot, it is beginning to give me a firm sack, better add some cold water before it looks anymore like a brain"
by legacy Lloyd June 9, 2016
Get the firm sackmug. Eg. Person one: "how are you not cold without a coat on in this weather"
Person 2: "what do you mean I just firm it"
Person 2: "what do you mean I just firm it"
by Tom whithout a k November 4, 2023
Get the Firm itmug. by Bitchboy.69 October 17, 2019
Get the Firmmug. 