super-trucker

A know-it-all Daffy Duck trucker who tries to impress dispatch who just laugh at him or her.

They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 19, 2006
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trucker's breakfast

she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.
by hanktown February 07, 2010
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Angry Trucker

A 72 hour meth buzz followed by a $8 handski from an inattentive fuel lot hooker who lets it splooge in your eye
After a long day of Driving, Clay can really go for a handski. Hopefully he does not get an Angry Trucker pulled on him.
by kiesersozay January 19, 2011
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trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 06, 2006
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The lonely trucker

Jerking off when you are all alone in a car
CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
by Lucane March 05, 2009
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trucker bucks

Money that is earned by performing sexual favors on over the road truckers.
Paul: Have you seen troy?
Darrell: I think I seen him at the truck stop earning trucker bucks.
by Grimjaw24 February 22, 2016
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trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 21, 2023
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