Dick Tide

When working in retail , The large amount of customers entering the store right before closing

Uh oh , Its 5:30 here comes the dick tide

by Tahssa113 November 15, 2018

Tide Pods

Something that due to a meme became us very stupid challenge that a lot of kids are eating as of the year 2018

Sorry kids if you eat Tide Pods you're not going to enjoy it it's actually going to be ending up you in the hospital getting your stomach pumped if you honestly wanted to kill yourself just do the classic cut yourself with a knife or start a fire and jump in it

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

by Millenidumb February 2, 2018

Tide Bitch

A term for an angry girl who is PMSing

Guy 1: Why is she so upset?
Guy 2: The crimson tide is flowing.
Guy 1: wow what a tide bitch

ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH

by Tide Bitch July 17, 2016

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

red tide

A type of algae that uniquely grows red. Is a sign of unclean water.

The red tide has moved into the bay

by dtaps August 4, 2006

Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ May 3, 2018